There's a New Bitch in Town

Bad Girl Betty has joined the ranks as one of the famed bitches to be checking out your measly little blogs. She only looks sweet and innocent, and she's prepared to tear you apart with a blink of her fake eyelashes.

You go, you sexy bitch!

GingaJoy - Someone had to be our first!

GingaJoy
Well... I don't even know where to start with this one. I couldn't wait to post our first review, thinking in my small and obviously mistaken mind that it would be a 10 out of 10 and all would be well in this world.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

Let us start with the template - YAWN!! I can't even come up with a word that even suits this mundane and boring template. As Simon Cowell often says, "I hate to be rude but" (and don't you just love the but part because you know what is coming" but this template makes the stark white walls in an art gallery come alive. Oranges - who the heck wants to see oranges on someones blog? Unless you're living in Florida or are a tree grower in your previous life, ditch the oranges.

Then I get a little hope as I move on to the content. Its merely so-so with a little hint of excitement. Granted the woman just had a baby but can we please just add a little pizazz into the writing?? Yes, birthing is hard work. Yes, raising a 9 week old is trying even for the divas here, but c'mon if it is going to be a mommy blog then make it strictly a mommy blog and send it to your family and friends. Don't make the whole world succumb to your tired and emotional posts. Granted, I did get a little tug at my heart strings for the post on putting your baby into daycare. I do have some heart left ya know!

Then we must deal with the sidebar. As Britney Spears says it best - OMG Y'all - Don't put the link as "A mere handful of blogs I stalk" when you have 53 blogs and none of them are rolled up. ROLL THEM UP! Although your archives are only about a year old you are also getting to the point that you can roll those up too. Now, I'm not a fan of overused sidebars, but this has nothing - nothing I say! Go ahead, show us your personality! Show us a button, a blinkie, anything!

Cluttered it is not, in fact my eyes were dying to spot something, anything with a color. The white background can easily make someone fall asleep, put a little spark in your blog! The final question is "Will I return?"

Um, no. Sorry hon, you may be the epitome of classic English style and grace, you could in fact be the Queen of England and I still wouldn't give you a second glance. Liven it up, shake it up, and get rid of the damn oranges!

Rating - 2 out of 10

Who Wants To Be Our First?

Welcome to --

So Many Blogs, So Little Time!

Sexy Simone and I, Diva Dee, are anxiously awaiting someone willing to swallow their pride, and be the first lucky blogger to get reviewed on our site!

Who's gonna be the first?

We will post our first blog review on Friday, February 2nd! whenever Sexy Simone feels like she's ready. Hurry up and get your place in line! We promise to make it fun!

Blogs Waiting to Be Reviewed

As OF 8/29/07, we are no longer adding blogs to the waiting list.

The following is a list of blogs waiting to be reviewed.
If you see your blog listed here, PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT A SECOND TIME!

Thinking About
In An Unquiet Mind
The Mighty Blog
My Thoughts On Stuff
Stream in the Hip Dessert; Hipfood
CharmingBB
A Slice of Life
Notebook Meanderings
Egomania & Dipshittery
They're All Our Children
Jackie & Fritz
Sarcastica - re-review (formerly "Miss Misery Smiles")
Art of Seduction
Childsplayx2
All That Comes With It
Lemon Life
Modern Mommy
SiteInsights
All grown up...with nowhere to
go..
Lemonade Designs
Tomorrow's Entertainment..
Crazy Quilt
The Twinkles: Adventures in Sleep Deprivation
Dixie Peach
Hooked on Espresso
Dick Small's Blog
My Muddled Mind
The Road Less Unraveled
The Boomer Chronicles
70s-child
Germany Doesn't Suck
stupidtom.com
A Life Less Ordinary
Fourbux
Dawnlights
[ sHweeeeeT ]
Shanoo's Musings
mrBLOGGED
BurgNotes
Peter Pan's lil girlfriend..
http://sbevis.groupee.com/
From Unlucky Swami to Vulgar Wizard in 0.4 Seconds
Queen of Her Own Universe
Can't You Read?
Shoo Fly...don't bother me
Polliwog's Pond
Fadedwords
The Urban Muse
That Queer Expatriate
Living for Disco
the108
Renal Failure
Bad Dates: On Being Single and Other Comedy
My Tomboy Life
Tangential Thinking
Nuki The Pianist
Miles Away in France
Twist & Skewer
Diet Coke Rocks
United States of Motherhood
Color Struck
In The What?
Ask The Admin
The Couch
Lesley's Book Nook
40 Pain Killers
Kay's Books Read
Perils of Caffeine in the Evening
Knockin' On The Golden Door
Satans Child
The Bell Pages
Bloggy Mommy
The Friggin' Cat House
Project Manila
Lows, Highs, and Alibis
Atomicgirl Writes About Life
The Dork Factor
Fritzified.com
Here Comes A Storm
Snarky musings from the shadows
Old Horsetail Snake
College 4 Idiots
the canDIshhh tales
Mahendra Singh Dhoni
http://plateau-de-herve.skynetblogs.be/
Maggie Reads
http://www.mahamondo.com/
Monkey Giggles
This Is Your Captain Speaking
Richard the Adventurer
Alyndabear (re-review)
Amer , someone in al ain
Guess What Normal Is
Bittersweet Blog
Guilty Secret
Bio-Girl (re-review by Sexy Simone)
June Cleaver After a Six-Pack
Lotus Reads
simplynutmeg
My Life
Bittersweet Confusion
Musings from the Left Coast
Red Hog Diary
Matthew's Blog
Bent Fabric
Bad Mom
A-Lister (same author as above)
Musings of a Semi-Coherent Mind
CatCalls
Cooking Schmooking...No Problem

How To Submit Your Site

*AS OF 8/29/07, WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING NEW SITES FOR REVIEW*

To submit your site to be reviewed by the gals of "So Many Blogs, So Little Time" please do the following:

1. By submitting your site to us (not someone else's), you are agreeing that your review might not be a good one. Getting mad, stomping your feet, pouting, or sending us bitchy emails isn't going to change the review. We can also refuse to review your site for any reason, or remove the review from our site at any time. We do not review sites that have not been submitted to us by the author.

2. Send us an email, and include the following:

Name of your blog

URL for the blog (make sure you check it twice, because incorrect links will be deleted.)

Thats it! You're done! Your blog will be added to the list of blogs to be reviewed, and all sites will be reviewed in the order they are submitted. Unless we feel like doing them differently, then you'll just have to deal with that.

Ratings Explained

*AS OF 8/29/07, WE ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS OF NEW BLOGS*

All blogs will be reviewed in the following format:

At First Glance: What we think when we first open your site.

Template/Design: color scheme, title, header graphics, background, how long it takes your page to load. Can we get through your site easily? How many links do we have to click on to get to your archives? How much work do we have to go through to read one post? Be warned-- lots of ads and sponsored posts are not highly regarded around here. (translation: WE HATE THEM.)

Content - Is your blog full of interesting good reading, or is every other post a "sponsored ad?" Is it full of creative original stuff, or is it all memes? Do you post regularly, or do we have to search through February 2005 to see the last time you posted? Yes, we read through your archives, we don't just base our review on the stuff on your main page. We like to delve into why you started blogging, and the purpose and theme of your blog.

What is the first thing I would change about this blog? This is pretty self-explanatory.

What is the best feature of this blog? Again, pretty self-explanatory.

Rating: All blogs will be rated on a scale of 0-10 (10 being the highest).

Who We Are

We would like to welcome you to our little area of the blog world, So Many Blogs, So Little Time.

We started this site in January 2007 simply for fun-- it's entertainment. Maybe not always entertaining for the blogger getting a no-so-good review, but entertainment nonetheless. We don't claim to be blogging experts, and we don't claim to know everything there is to know about template design. We are not award-winning writers, either. We're here because it's fun for us. We're a group of ladies with a sarcastic sense of humor, and we love reading people's blogs!

We like finding new sites, and sharing them with other bloggers. There's a lot of good blogs out there, and there's a lot of GREAT blogs out there. Read our reviews, leave your opinion if you choose, and be sure to pay a visit to the sites we review. A lot of them have become daily reads for us!

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Diva Dee has been blogging for almost 2 years, and has an ever-growing blogroll of favorites she reads daily-- finding time to comment on them is a different story! Armed with a wacky sense of humor, an entire arsenal of profanities, she promises to be an all-around smartass in the highest sense. Bring it on.



What makes her tick: Conquering the world, one blog at a time.
What ticks her off: Stupid people.

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Sexy Simone is one hot chick with an equally fiery attitude. She has been blogging for over 3 years and has seen the best and worst of the blogging world - which one are you? She is smart, sassy, and all about putting you in your place.




What makes her tick: Fun and enjoyment out of life
What ticks her off: People who are clueless

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Ruby Lou has been a blogger for about a year and has read her share of crap so enlighten her with something worthwhile, please! She happens to be sarcastic, sassy and spunky. Her turn-ons are men, money and nice cars. Her turn-offs are dirty fingernails, poetry and poor people.


What makes her tick? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
What ticks her off? Running out of jelly.... or peanut butter.

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Lexis Eldorado has been blogging just shy of two years. With Absolut being fed intravenously and Michael Jackson as the soundtrack, she surfs the net with the vigor her name suggests. She will bring humor, wittiness and a 'colored' eye to the site. The 'Star Jones' of the group has arrived!


What makes her tick: Good Friends, Good Music, Good Food, Good Liquor
What ticks her off: Just about everything else

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Chatty Chicka has been blogging, on and off, for about 3 years. She likes blogs that make her laugh. She hates whiners and stupid people. Cursing creatively all while baking a mean lasagna, she will pierce you with her "rapier wit".


What makes her tick: A finely tuned sense of humor.
What ticks her off: Misspelled words.

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Naughty Nina is a sassy chic with an attitude to match. She can tear you up or be your best friend, and sometimes even both. With her snappy wit and charming ways she'll suck you in and work you over. Her gigantic personality will make you love her… but her attitude may piss you off.



What makes her tick: Money, bling, and the high life.
What ticks her off: Rotten attitudes and PMS.